Key & Peele - Prepared for Terries

[Low music in headphones]  Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo.

Excuse--Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I'll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up
on this here plane, psht, don't worry. We got this. Oh.

Okay, I have no idea
what you're talking about. He said that if them terries
is gonna try something up in here today, like
the bounce, boogie, and bump, that we got this shit on lock. Terr--Do you mean terrorists? - Oh yeah.
- Hells yeah, baby. He ain't talking
about Teri Garr.

And I certainly ain't talking
about no terry cloth. I mean, if a terry up
on this plane, even thinking about trying
to do something, we gon' draxx him up. You're gonna--
You're gonna what? We're gonna
draxx him sklounst. I think what my partner's
trying to say is if any terries
come up in here, - we gon' get our Berger on.
- Yeah.

Did something happen,
or did I miss something? Is this hypothetical, or... Oh, we're gon' definitely
drop some hypotheticals on that terry's clavicle,
'cause I'm talking 'bout... [Imitates neck breaking] [both imitating blood spurting] Don't you just wish though? Don't you just wish
in your heart of hearts... Yeah.

Yeah. Some terry would come up
in here, trying some grab-ass, and the touchy-feely? That's the opposite of what I
want to have happen on a plane. Okay. That's unfortunate.

Conference. This was unexpected. It certainly was. I'm thrown right now as
to who's gonna be our comrade.

I can still hear you. He doesn't have the heart,
nor the gumption. You're literally right next
to me, so... On three, break.

Three. Yoo-hoo. I got an idea,
feel free to say no, but can we switch seats? I will not take no
for an answer. Why? That's the combat seat,
Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

If you gon' be
in the combat seat then you gots to be willing
to blast up on some terries. Because with great power come great responsitrillitrust. Okay. I just--
I just wanted some leg room.

Um... Okay, Max Legroom. You get yours. Meanwhile, I'm gon' go
Hayden Pantinerry on some terries.

Especially when they get froggy. Ribbit, ribbit. - Yeah.
- Um... You gon' have to be ready
to kidnap a terry.

- I don't--
- You gon' have to be ready to torture a terry. I don't think
that's necessary. Absolutely, you have to
fireboard those motherjammers. I don't even understand
what that means.

Do you trust me? No. I'll take that as a yes. Okay. Trust.

These terries come up in here
trying to act froggy... Whoo! Then we gon' give them
the Rainbow Connection. Here, froggy, froggy,
froggy, froggy. Is that a box cutter? Oh, you best believe it, baby.

We gon' be eatin'
like Diane Keaton. 2.36 Inches, baby. Shifax. Perfectly leg-well.

And if those don't work, you know I'm working up
that Plan B, brother. [Suspenseful music] You have a gun? Oh, yeah.
3-D printer, baby. 100% Polyurethane. They can't detect
these mamajamas.

They have a--
They have a weap-- They have--
They-- They have a weapon!
They have a weapon! - Oh, God!
- These guys got a weapon. - Who got a weapon?
- Where you at terry? Everybody relax.
We takin' control of this plane. No, wait a minute,
I'm not with them. [All shouting] The guy on the right
is the ringleader.

Ow! I don't know them.
I don't know them. I don't know those guys. I'm on vacation. [Whimsical music]  Draxx.

Them. Sklounst..

Key & Peele - Auction Block

- ALL RIGHT,
Y'ALL GATHER ROUND.
GATHER ROUND.
WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY
FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL,
GET ON UP THERE.

- PUT THAT WHIP DOWN
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. - STRAIGHT UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT PLANTATION
I END UP ON. I'M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT
IN THIS MOTHER[bleep].

- HELLS YEAH. - WE HAVE LOT A,
LOT B, AND LOT C. - UH, $3 ON LOT A.
- $4. - 5! - $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE,
THREE TIMES, SOLD.

LOT A GOES TO THE MAN
IN THE BLACK HAT. - I MEAN, GOOD.
- YEAH. - [Chuckles] I'M GLAD
I DIDN'T GET SOLD, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNED
BY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. - WHOEVER BUYS ME, THEY BETTER
KILL ME THE FIRST DAY, OR I'MA GO BUCK-WILD
ON THE WHOLE OPERATION.

- OKAAY? - NEXT ONE,
GET UP ON UP THERE, NOW. - OH, THIS--OKAY. Both: [inhale] - $6 ON LOT A. - $7!
- EIGHT.

- 9! - $9 GOING ONCE, TWICE,
THREE TIMES, SOLD! Both: [exhale] - OKAY, WELL,
YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT DUDE. - IT'S A NO-BRAINER.
- I MEAN, THAT GUY'S HUGE. - A MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL. - THAT'S TWO OF ME.
- ANYBODY WOULD BUY HIM.

- I'D BUY THAT DUDE. - MY QUESTION IS
HOW'D THEY CATCH HIM? - NEXT! - OKAY. OH, YEAH.
- YEAH. - $2 ON LOT A.

- $2 GOING ONCE, TWICE,
THREE TIMES, SOLD. - SEE, NOW,
THAT SURPRISES ME. - THAT IS INTERESTING,
TO SAY THE LEAST. - I MEAN, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS
LIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT'S LIKE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR? - IT'S LIKE
THE WHOLE CRITERIA.

SEEMS JUST A LITTLE
INCONSISTENT. - I MEAN, AT SOME POINT,
I WANT TO BE ON LOT A. - YEAH, WHICH--
CAN A BROTHA GET ON LOT A? - NEXT. - OH, HERE WE GO.
- HERE WE GO.

- BEEN A PLEASURE.
- GIVE 'EM HELL. - ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY. - $8 ON LOT A. - GOING ONCE, TWICE,
THREE TIMES, SOLD! - HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
- NOPE, NOT TRUE.

- HOW DOES IT HAPPEN? - WHAT YOU JUST SAID--
THAT'S GOBBLEDYGOOK. OKAY? THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.
'CAUSE WHAT CAN THIS DUDE DO? LOOK AT HIM.
WHAT COULD HE PICK? A COTTON PLANT
IS, LIKE, THIS TALL. - YES.
- I'M SAY-- NO OFFENSE, BROTHA,
I'M JUST SAYING. - OFFENSE TAKEN.
- WHA--[gasps] AM I WRONG? IS HE NOT SHORT?
HE'S SHORT.

BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORT
IN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD. - YOU'RE GOOD, MAN.
- ENOUGH. I WILL NOT HAVE
MY REPUTATION TAINTED, SELLIN' SUPERFICIAL,
BIGOTED SLAVES. - SUPERFICIAL? DID THAT REALLY
JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? - THAT'S IT!
THIS AUCTION'S OVER! - AUCTION'S OVER?
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NO, IT'S--IT AIN'T OVER.
IT'S NOT OVER! I'M STRONG, Y'ALL! I'M VERY STR--
I CAN SLEEP IN A BUCKET. - I'M FAST, I GOT STAMINA,
AND I KNOW MAGIC. - MY WORST QUALITY
IS THAT I'M A PERFECTIONIST. - LET ME MEN--
HAVE I MENTIONED THIS? DOCILE.

I AM AGREEABLE
TO A FAULT. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DUDE
WHO ASKED ME TO GET ON THE BOAT. WHEN WE CAME OVER HERE. - NOT A VIOLENT BONE
IN MY BODY.

- I JUST WALKED RIGHT ON,
NO BIG DEAL. NEVER SEEN A BOAT
IN MY LIFE..

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The buyer is then responsible for the remaining paperwork that is completed when the vehicle is registered. Transferring a title is not hard, but it will vary slightly based on the situation. Whether you're transferring it to a different state, selling a vehicle, or getting a title after purchasing from a dealer, the process is relatively
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Hi, I'm Scott O'Sullivan and this is the first in a video blog series where I answer your questions that I get every day in my practice. I encourage you to watch the following videos and, as always, if you have any questions please feel free to give me a call. I've been representing motorcycle riders since about 1998. As a former rider, I understand the seriousness of how accidents can effect people's lives I actually stopped riding in about 1992 when my good friend Mark died on his motorcycle just down the street from where I lived.

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chances are they don't have enough insurance. If you have any insurance questions regarding your motorcycle, or if you've been in an accident, give me a call today..

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Hey, what's up this is Matt and this is gone in 60 seconds. Do you know a question I get a lot? Hey, why do you raise my auto insurance? Well I didn't raise your auto insurance, okay, I'm just an agent. There is a guy in a dark room with a lot of numbers that decided it will be a good idea to raise your rate and I'm going to explain to you why he does that. Okay? He does it because things are getting more expensive.

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